I hope the sleep gods read this

Its official.  I'm losing my mind. 
Or I've got a very early case of early onset Alzheimer's. 

This morning I go about the day as normal.  Then, it was time to take our weekly trip to Walmart.  I get the boys and the diaper bag ready, get everything and everyone in the car, lock up and...what?  I don't have my keys.  Or my cell phone. 

I take the stroller out of the van (I had unlocked it from in the house) and take the boys across the street to the church.  I call Nick, thinking he was going to be super pissed, but he didn't even have the first sound of annoyance in his voice.  Neat!  I hang out with the boys in the church nursery until Nick gets back. 

By that time it was too late to try to attack Wally world before their next feeding so I put them down for a nap and go about my day. 

Trip to Walmart Take 2:
Get the boys in the van and go to Walmart. 
Mission at least started. 
People pretty much stayed to themselves which was nice.  I only had a couple crazy stalkers this time. 
I get everything I need and head to the check out.  The line was absurdly long, but the boys were good so I didn't much care.  I finally make it to the register and unload everything.  I put my wallet in the cupholder of the stroller for easy access b/c I knew they would want my ID for the wine I bought.  I was right.  She asks for my ID, I give it to her, put the ID back in the wallet and the wallet back in the bag.  Only I didn't realize I had done this.  Once she was finished ringing everything up I go to grab my wallet and its not there.  I say, a bit too loudly, "Oh shit!  Someone stole my wallet!"  I'm freaking out. 
Um, moron, its in the diaper bag.

I seriously need more sleep. 

In other news, Cole learned a new trick today. 
If he notices that Grant has a paci, he will do anything to get to it and steal it.  Even if he already has one in his mouth.  He will then proceed to try to shove it in his already paci filled mouth and get horribly frustrated and start crying.  Is it bad that I laugh?